Sunday, July 2, 2017

Christian Joke : "Who is a christian here?"


I ran into a church carrying a brand new knifeπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ—‘πŸ—‘
and asked,
"Who is a christian here?" The whole Church
went as silent as a grave yard.



 I asked again, "How can a full
Church have no christian?". No one replied. Then
I grabbed
the nearby young man and went out with him
and told
him, "Come and help me kill my chicken for
Easter
because I don't know how to do it". After the
young man had killed the Chicken,πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ¦ƒ he told me
that he didn't
know how to skin it 😳😳😳😳and that I should go back
to the Church and get someone else to help me .
I
returned to the church with the knife again
dripping with blood . When the Pastor saw me in
the church with blood dripping from my knife,πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘ he
immediately
shouted, "My Brothers in islam, Sollu Ala nabbiy
kareemπŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ
The whole church responded Sala llahu alayhi
wasalam.!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€΄πŸΌ
_Don't laugh alone make other laugh too by liking
and sharing ..πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚._

No comments:

Post a Comment